Honor Grade: The Great Plan of Suffering

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In my last post I explained to you all the recent events occurring in my life. I am at the mercy of God, and in miraculous ways He has allowed me a promotion in prison that I otherwise shouldn’t have been given. Yet here I am, wearing green pants inside a minimum security prison. This is every prisoners “dream.” In fact, I forgot to mention …

Green Clothes

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I must say, the past couple weeks have been pretty crazy. Such is life as a prisoner. I really don’t know where to begin? I guess for starters, I am no longer at Harnett Correctional working construction. You’ll never guess where I am now! I chuckle thinking about the implausibility of everything. It took me a days’ worth being handed off from prison bus to …

“When In Prison, Do As the Prisoners Do”

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Last week I wrote about the heavenly vernacular. Today I want to share a little bit about prison talk. There is no other place on earth like prison. It has its own nuances, language, economy, caste system, traditions and rules. I’ll try to give you some examples. Our currency is postage stamps or “flags” as commonly known in prison. The price of each stamp differs …

The Language of the Elohim

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To facilitate my own personal study of the words and teachings of the leaders of the church, I’ve been taking a single talk a week from the last General Conference and dissecting it thoroughly. It has cause me to go slower than I normally would, as I have tried to squeeze out every last morsel of vitalizing nutrition. This past week I had the pleasure …

Hic Sunt Leones (Here Be Lions)

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As I sat down to pray about what I should write, a million ideas crowded my mind acquiescing for my attention. All felt too ripe for the mood I’m in. A small bat of depression has come over me lately. The likes I don’t actually understand. Depression hasn’t been a big side effect of my life…thank goodness. So to acquire a mutual declaration that my …

Dopamine Drop!!

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I am going to attempt to get a little scientific today. Before I even begin though, I must say, I really have no factual basis, or raw data behind anything to prove my hypothesis, because, well, science was always my weakest subject. So take this post with a grain of salt. I do ask, however, that you be open-minded. In fact, I am a big …

Plowing All My Fears

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There is a guy I work with that keeps trying to seriously injure me, or maybe he’s trying to kill me, I can’t really tell. He is one of our heavy machinery operators. Don’t call him a “driver” though.  He gets really provoked when you call him that. I learned that the hard way. He is extremely adamant that he is an “operator,” so much …

The Heart of God is Endless

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Yesterday was May 5, so happy Cinco de Mayo to all. Or if you are from Tucson than happy “Cinco de Mango.” To all you Eegees fans. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, and have never had the fortunate opportunity to partake in the heavenly experience of Eegees, then I’m sorry to say – you haven’t lived yet! I’m full of carne …

Your Scars Are Beautiful

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Time for another story. This one occurred on June 13, 2016, which happen to be a Friday. At this point in time I was still stationed at Brown Creek correctional institution. However, there were various types of rumors flying around that the state was getting ready to close down the camp. Of course this was just “inmate.com,” you never know how real or reliable the …